Lights, Camera, Distraction

Terrorizers Plot to Shoot G.W....Well at Least on Film

2008-05-12T09:51:00.000-07:00

Well today's blog just seemed too good to pass up. Today I'll be discussing the shocking and unprecedented "W." from Oliver Stone.

As you might be able to tell from the title, "W." will be the story of the life and presidency of George W. Bush.

Want to hear the kicker?

Apparently, the film will be released on October 17th of this year, just one month behind elections. This will most certainly cause quite the uproar.

According to Entertainment Weekly, "W." will look unflinchingly (or rather unashamedly?) at the major incidents during the presidency to "such flag-waving moments as the Commander and Chief nearly choking to death on a pretzel while watching football on TV."

So far, I can't decipher if the film will have a comedic tone or a serious one, but I'm sure that it will have a liberal agenda due to the fact that Stone is directing.

Josh Brolin will star as Bush and Elizabeth Banks as his first lady. This should be a surprising twist since Brolin starred in last year's "No Country for Old Men" and this seems to be a radically different role. The good news is that we won't have to wait for long before we get to see what this film is all about.

Watch for more updates on "W." in the coming months.

It Smelled Like the Number on the Door

2008-05-07T15:47:00.001-07:00

Well, I'm always giving you readers ideas of what movies to check out, but what about those awful films plaguing your local theaters? This post is aimed at keeping you from accidentally seeing the wrong movie next weekend and is based solely on the Rotten Tomatoes freshness meter. Now, put your clothespins on...

First on our list is the upcoming "Speed Racer" from acclaimed directors the Wachowski brothers ("Matrix Triology"). The film opens nation wide May 9, 2008 and the critics over at Rotten Tomatoes are advising you to steer clear of this one. From what I can gather, the film is mostly glitz and glam that may give you a headache. It's current reviews leave it at a measly 32% freshness. Resist the urge to go toward the pretty lights and wait to rent this one if you're curious.
Next up is Al Pacino's "88 Minutes." This gimmicky romp is yet another film about someone only having a certain amount of time to live, during which, they must find out how to evade their ever-approaching death. Yawn. Rotten Tomatoes ranks this one currently at a 6% freshness. Al Pacino has been in some good movies, but this one is not one of them. Don't be fooled by it's superficially interesting plot, you'll be happier dropping that $7.50 on another movie.
Finally, we have "Deception" starring Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor. This murder/mystery is currently sitting at a 12% freshness and for good reason. Let's just say there's a sex ring involved, Hugh Jackman is a high powered businessman, Ewan McGregor is a naive 9-to-fiver, and the ending is allegedly ridiculous. Just stay in and watch "Eyes Wide Shut," you might be more impressed.

Well, there was a quick look at what films you shouldn't be seeing this weekend. In all fairness, this list was compiled after looking at the Rotten Tomatoes "freshness meter," but what the hell do critics know anyway? If you see any of these movies in the near future or if you've already seen one, drop me a line in the comments and tell me what you think!

(Photo taken from www.petstainremoval.com & www.flickr.com)

Not Just Superhero Schlock

2008-05-05T14:30:00.000-07:00

About a month ago, I highlighted Jon Favreau's latest endeavor "Iron Man," claiming it would be the next good film among myriad of second rate superhero flotsam. Though I may have been a little extreme in my hype-building, after finally getting to see it this weekend I can safely say it was worth my time and most importantly, almighty dollar.

Let's get the bad news out of the way first. Yes, as you may have guessed, the film did err on the superficial side. And, who couldn't notice the fact that the film blatantly preys on America's fear of terrorism/terrorists to drive the plot. This felt much like "Dr. Strangelove" although I don't think this one was satirical. Finally, the film is much of what you would expect from a big-budget summer-blockbuster superhero flick.

Here's the good news: These criticisms aside, you still have a wildly entertaining flick with some killer CGI/practical effects and amazing sound.

The story-line is passable, nothing too exciting or mind-blowing but it has enough momentum to keep you interested till the climax. The acting is well done. Robert Downey Jr. makes this movie what it is. And hey, it was a nice surprise to see Jeff Bridges in the mix as well.

But, the visuals are downright stunning. I found myself wondering what was CG and what was real during many parts of the film - especially just after the Iron Man suit is put on Downey Jr.. The line between 3D and real life is masterfully blurred by Favreau's effort to incorporate practical effects whenever possible.

Most surprisingly, the sound engineering was brilliant in the film. When the "Iron Man" suit is systematically placed on Downey Jr. by his handy dandy shop-bots, each piece and part cranks and clicks realistically. Even the action-packed fight sequences are a joy to listen to as they utilize full 360 degree sound. Make sure you catch this one in the theater for the full effect.

My one wish was that Favreau expanded on the idea that Stark's magnetic chest-plate was really a metaphor for not only his vitality, but also his heart and soul; a metaphor for his struggle between stone-cold business man and humanitarian superhero. While I think this idea is hinted at, we never really see Stark's internal conflict.

If your looking for a fun trip to the theaters in the next couple of weeks, I suggest you make the trip to see "Iron Man." It has it's flaws, and it doesn't truly break any boundaries (as say "Spider Man 2"), but it's a solid effort and wholly entertaining (critics agree!). It's good for a date movie or an outing with the guys; there's something for everyone here.

P.S. - Stay after the credits for a little surprise.

(Photo taken from - www.comicvine.com)

The One Eyed Man is King

2008-04-30T14:26:00.000-07:00

I'm pleased to announce that Fernando Meirelles, Director of "City of God" and "The Constant Gardner" will be releasing his latest film "Blindness" this August.

"Blindness" starring Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo is the adaptation of the Nobel Prize of Literature winning book of the same title. The story follows a doctor's wife (Julianne Moore) who is the only person who can see in her city after a mysterious virus (called the white sickness) causes everyone else to go blind. And because of this blindness, society around her begins to crumble.

From the trailer it looks like "Children of Men" meets "28 Days Later," although many of Meirelles' trailers don't do his films justice. Either way, the film still looks very entertaining and I have the highest of hopes for its quality.

For those who haven't seen "Cidade de Deus" (a.k.a "City of God") it's time to make a trip to the video store. It is truly an amazing film and should wet your whistle for things to come later this year.

There isn't much else to say about the newest effort from Meirelles, but as always stay posted for more updates on "Blindness," and check out the trailer below.

(Photo taken from www.lancemannion.com)

Rambow?

2008-04-28T15:18:00.000-07:00

So this blog post goes out to all you British comedy lovers, myself included.

"Son of Rambow," which opens this week, tells the story of two young boys who set out to make "Son of Rambow" on a home video recorder. The "stuntman" and actor in "Son of Rambow" is Will, the eldest of three sons whom are "God's chosen ones" (or so his parents say). In reality, they belong to a religious sect that doesn't allow Will to mix with other boys outside of his religion and watch secular TV. Carter, the director of the film, has a wild imagination and his only outlet for his creativity is through his odd home movies. When Carter shows Will a copy of "Rambo: First Blood," he convinces Will to become the stuntman in his latest feature "Son of Rambow." But, as their popularity grows, their friendship and film are put on the line.

The film takes place in England during the 1980s and is heavy on the nostalgia ticket. It at first glance seems to be a kid's film, but in reality is quite the contrary. It reminds me of 2004's "Millions," where it tells an adult calibur story through the eyes of children.

"Son of Rambow" is directed by Garth Jennings, director of "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Don't be mislead by this, "Rambow" is actually supposed to be good.

It has accrued rave reviews as well as "Official Selection" from the Sundance Film Festival, the Toronto Film Festival, as well as a slew of others. Rotten Tomatoes seems to be favoring it already, as it is currently set at 90% freshness.

So if you're looking for an indy film fix this week/weekend, look no further than "Son of Rambow." Something tells me we're all in for a treat.

Those Savages!

2008-04-23T14:41:00.000-07:00

On April 22, 2008, "The Savages" was released on DVD.

So why haven't you rented it yet?!

This new release is not to be missed. The film stars Philip Seymour Hoffman ("Capote") and Laura Linney (The Squid and the Whale) and was written and directed by Tamara Jenkins ("The Slums of Beverly Hills").

The story follows an estranged brother and sister (Hoffman and Linney) who must come together when their father's girlfriend dies and he is diagnosed with dementia shortly thereafter. The heart of the movie illustrates the real life struggle to place their father in a nursing home without feeling like they've abandoned him, all the while, dealing with their own personal problems in their own lives.

Linney and Hoffman give stellar performances which gives the movie an all too eerie sheen. If this movie does one thing well, it's accurately portraying these relationships and the hardships of being mature adults.

I warn you, this movie is fairly depressing. But even though the premise is a tad gloomy, there is a subtle humor that allows the audience to not only cry at the main characters' despair, but laugh a little too. Ultimately, it's worth a watch.

So over the next few visits to the video store you may be tempted to waltz right by "The Savages," but don't let this movie fall through the cracks! And if you need some reinforcement (which I just know you do), you'll be pleased to see that IMDB rates this movie at a 7.7 out of 10, RottenTomatoes gives this one a 96% freshness, and I'm pretty sure this guy gave it two thumbs up.

(Photo taken from www.worstpreview.com)

Update: Opening this week

2008-04-21T17:10:00.000-07:00

Hey ladies and gents, here's a quick look at a few movies coming to theaters this week.

"Baby Mama" - Tina Fey's newest comedy about a soon-to-be mother (Fey) and her surrogate mother and friend (Amy Poehler). Ye old RottenTomatoes certifies this one at 86% freshness and I think you should partake.
"A Plumm Summer" - Billy Baldwin and Henry Winkler star in this film about two boys from Montana, in 1968, who go "head to head with the FBI to crack the kidnapping case of the beloved TV puppet, Froggy Doo. Sounds interesting and shouldn't be missed by indie fans.
"Roman de Gare" - Yet another "86% fresh" foreign film from Oscar-winning director Claude Lelouche. This film shows how three lives cross when "a woman abandoned, a stranger awaiting his chance and, a best-selling author who imagines the thriller of the year." Apparently, it's cleverly shot and with entwining story lines that outwits the audience along the way. If you want to do some reading that's not in a book, this one goes on the recommendation list.
"Rogue" - Fans of the Aussie film "Wolf Creek" may enjoy this film, as it is from the same director. "Rouge" follows a group of tourists taken on a river tour to find an ancient deadly crocodile, and as you may have guessed, they find it and wish they hadn't. If you like preposterous deadly animal movies like "Snakes on a Plane," "Lake Placid," or "Anaconda"(hilarious), you may just get some enjoyment out of this film. But if you're looking for real scares, I warn you that this one looks cheesy.

There you have it: four movies premiering this week that you can sink your teeth into and there's a little something for everybody. So, let's get watching!

In Dreams I Walk With You

2008-04-16T20:20:00.000-07:00

Well, today's post is going to cover the lovier, dovier side of cinema. In particular, two films that put the scene-chick back in your flick.

Ryan Gosling has come a long way since his success with "The Notebook." And, if you're like me, that one left you feeling a tad mushy. His new film, however, should appeal to the indie-lover in all of us.

"Lars and the Real Girl," Gosling's latest effort is winning the hearts of critics and viewers alike, though it has a strange twist on your conventional love story. Bianca, Lars' (Gosling) fiancee, is anything but organic on screen.

In fact, she's plastic.

According to RottenTomatoes, Lars is a quiet man who keeps to himself and remains quite isolated until he announces to his brother and sister that he has a new girlfriend. A girlfriend whom he has purchased off the internet in the form of an atomically correct doll.

Yes, he buys a blow-up doll from the internet and his family and fellow neighbors play along so as not to provoke the shy and emotionally challenged Lars.

Though this one sounds a little on the strange side, the reviews for this film are extremely positive and it supposedly has a sweet and quirky humor to it.

It hit the shelve s of your local DVD stores on the 15th, so don't delay.

Next on the list, if you're looking for a good date movie that you can take your special someone to, look no further than "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," coming to theaters April 18th.

The producers of 40-year-old Virgin and Knocked up have lent their talents to this tale about getting over being dumped. It stars Jason Segel ("Knocked Up"), Kristen Bell ("Pulse"), and Mila Kunis ("That 70's Show") and is directed by Nicholas Stoller.

The basic plot outline is that Peter (Jason Segel) travels to Hawaii for a vacation after being broken up with by Sarah (Kristen Bell) who's also taking a vacation to Hawaii with her new boyfriend.

Plot-line sound a little...predictable? Well there's plenty of romance and vulgar comedy to go around, says IMDB. The Tomato-meter ranks this puppy (love?) at a cool 85% freshness. And, if you're feeling skeptical, just check out the reviews here. Sounds like a winner to me.

So there you go. Two movies you and your main-squeeze can fully enjoy, both parties fully satisfied.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 2-year anniversary to celebrate.

(Picture taken from www.dundee.ac.uk)

If Only Juno Was a Thriller...

2008-04-14T15:55:00.000-07:00

Well now that the buzz is surrounding Miss Ellen Page has reached a subtle roar after her performance in Juno, you may be wondering where this surprising young actress came from? More importantly, you're probably wondering what else you can see her in without waiting for her new films to hit theaters.

Oh, do I have a rental suggestion for you.

To begin with, 2005's "Hard Candy" is a doozy. The films stars Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson and they give quite a compelling performance.

Here's a quick synopsis. Hayley Stark (Ellen Page) is a 15-year-old girl who's friend has been chatting with 32-year-old photographer Jeff Kohlver (Patrick Wilson) over the internet for the past three weeks. Upon meeting Jeff at a local coffee shop, Hayley flirts with Jeff and talks him into going back to his house, despite their age difference. Once back at Jeff's apartment, Hayley accuses Jeff of pedophilia. When he denies these accusations, Hayley tortures him both mentally and physically to find out the truth.

As you can tell from the subject matter and its R rating, the film is rather controversial. If you're worried about the gore factor, you can put your fears to bed. Most of the torture sequences never actually show the target area, leaving your mind to fill in the gaps. This is incredibly effective and will keep you on the edge of your seat for the whole ride.

The psychological game of cat and mouse is brilliant. Page's character acts eerily mature for her age and actually makes the adult in the movie seem like a child. Occasionally, you'll catch Page slipping back into her more vulnerable 15-year-old persona, but only for an instant. This only puzzles the audience more, making them wonder if she really does have every angle figured out. Creepy stuff.

The film has an incredibly low budget (under $1 million according to wikipedia) and most of it takes place inside Jeff's house. However, this movie is shot cleanly and has an uncanny sense of style. To quote an IMDB reviewer, this is indie film done right. Indeed.

So, if you're up for the challenge of stomaching this little number, I highly recommend it. If not, Page has a new more light hearted film "Smart People" coming out this year. Either way, keep your eye on this budding young actress.

(Picture taken from www.horrorlair.com)

Enter the Grind House

2008-04-09T16:10:00.000-07:00

Warning: The contents of today's blog post will shock and horrify you. Continue at your own risk.

Grind House |'grnd'·'hous'| (n): an often shabby movie theater having continuous showings especially of pornographic or violent films.

And that boys and girls, is the topic of today's blog post.

For those of you who just can't get enough guts for your greenback, blood for your buck, or sex for your salary, there are a few low budget "grind house" pictures coming your way.

First off, we have "Hell Ride" from director and legendary biker-movie star Larry Bishop (Chrome and Hot Leather). This over-the-top journey into the dangerous and violent world of motorcycle gangs is said to take a "contemporary look on the classic western, 'The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly,'" Bishop said (Star Pulse).

The film stars Larry Bishop, Michael Madsen, and Dennis Hopper and was produced by none other than Quentin Tarantino. If anyone is going to put together a film about themed bikers, I can think of no better line-up.

The story consists of three men: Pistolero, the Gent, and Comanche, and their "unfinished businesses among them" (IMDB). As you can tell just from the character names, this one's going to be cheesy from the get-go.

The early reviews of this film have not been so favorable; from what I can tell, people still hate B-movies. But hey, if you're like me, you'll still probably shell out the $7 bucks, even if it is total trash. That's the fun of it right?

And now for our second exploitation feature: "Zombie Strippers." You read that last line correctly: "Zombie Strippers."

The film stars Pornstar actress Jenna Jameson (don't worry, the link takes you to her IMDB page), Robert Eglund (the "Nightmare on Elmstreet" series), and UK chick-rocker Roxy Saint. I know, I can hardly believe it myself. This one might require you to shower twice after viewing it.

According to Rotten Tomatoes, the basic plot-line follows a secret government agency that lets out a deadly chemo virus causing the reanimation of the dead, and first place to get hit is (wait for it...) Rhino’s, a hot underground strip club.

From the trailer, it appears that the film is poorly shot and the writing is terrible, but this sounds like just what the doctor ordered. Though, nothing says "good-bye oscar season" quite like watching a group of deadly zombie-strippers maim and eat their clientele on screen. Am I right?

With "There Will Be Blood" making its way to DVD and Blu-Ray in the next couple of days, I confess that I feel a bit guilty waiting in anticipation for these two - dare I even call them - films. But hey, everything is relative I suppose.

So, don't stop biting your fingernails until you get to your victim's shoulder and stay posted for more on "Hell Ride" and "Zombie Strippers" coming to theaters this year.

(Picture taken from www.moviemorlocks.com)

Watching the Watchmen

2008-04-07T16:23:00.000-07:00

Two months ago, I posted about the upcoming Zach Snyder film "The Watchmen" and am happy to report that production is running smoothly.

According to Rotten Tomatoes, new stills of the sets of the "Watchmen" have surfaced and things are starting to look interesting - just see for yourself. In addition to these stills from the set, the Watchmen's official website uploaded new photos of some of the cast too. Snyder seems to be trying very hard to stay close to the original vision of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, the "Watchmen's" creators.

Also, ComingSoon.net posted a video podcast from Snyder about the production process and, in particular, the sets. The video is a great insight to the arduous task of bringing a fictitious city to life and it serves to wet our appetite for the time being.

According to Snyder this is the "first of 12 video blogs that we will be releasing during the next year to give you an inside look at the making of Watchmen." He adds, "We'll launch on every month on the 6th, so keep an eye out for them as they will be premiering on various sites throughout the year."

As a quick reminder, "Watchmen" takes place in an alternate 1985, where the U.S. and Soviet Union are coming closer and closer to engaging in nuclear war. "The Doomsday clock is 5 minutes to midnight (wikipedia.org)." The story itself highlights the different Watchmen superheroes as they set out to uncover a conspiracy to defame and kill all past superheroes after the death of one of their own. The twist is that only one of the Watchmen truly has superpowers. "Their mission is to watch over humanity, but who is watching the Watchmen? (Watchmen.com)"

Be sure to stay tuned for further "Watchmen" updates and check out the first video podcast here.

Not Silenced for Good

2008-04-02T16:21:00.000-07:00

One of my favorite critics has been silenced. Well, not quite in that way.

According to a blurb on the Seattle Times website, Pulitzer Prize winning critic Roger Ebert has lost his ability to speak after complications in surgery. They wrote that his "surgery in January ended in complications, and his ability to speak was not restored."

"But I still have all my other abilities, including the love of viewing movies and writing about them," Ebert said (CNN).

Thankfully, the 65-year-old reviewer will continue to review movies through writing for the Chicago Sun-Times, says IMDB. He will not, however, return to his syndicated television series "At the movies with Ebert & Roeper."

Ebert has a history with cancer. According to Wikipedia, he was diagnosed with papillary thyroid cancer that was successfully removed. In 2003, he also underwent a surgery and radiation treatment for cancer in his salivary gland. This reportedly left his voice altered.

If you're not a reader of Ebert's reviews (other than the "Two Thumbs Up" slogan on trailers), I suggest you get reading. I find that Ebert has an impeccable perspective in his reviews and shares his taste in film with yours truly.

I'm glad to hear that he is on his way to recovery, and that we can still enjoy his insightful reviews we've all come to love.

Brüno Makes His Way to American "Soil"

2008-03-31T17:10:00.001-07:00

Anyone who was a fan of 2006's "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" will be pleased to hear that Sacha Baron Cohen's newest film "Brüno" is currently in production. And, it seems as though Cohen's character "Brüno" was spotted in Wichita, KS last week.

According to Rotten Tomatoes, Cohen was sighted in the Wichita, KS airport filming his newest project and was promptly asked to leave. Apparently, Cohen had a permit to shoot in the airport, but because of his performance, security escorted him and his film crew off the premises. Jeff Giles (of Rotten Tomatoes) wrote, "security workers became concerned when they began dancing in tight short shorts, kissing and fighting in the lobby." He added, "Security couldn't find anything illegal about the performance, but asked the crew to leave."

Cohen,who is best known for his red-hot satire "Borat," seems to be recreating the gist of his previous project, but with a different character at the helm. For those familiar with the series "The Ali G Show," they already know the character of "Brüno" from his many "reporting" spots. For those who are new the character, just picture an Austrian gay man who is as brash as our friend "Borat" from Kazakhstan.

Many people, I know, do not understand or appreciate the annoying, rude, and often explicit style of comedy that Cohen brings to the table with these sorts of projects. But, do try to keep an open mind, and dig a little for the beautiful irony and disturbing behavior displayed by we the American public. There is a deeper meaning here than just surface potty humor.

Stay posted for updates on "Brüno," or it's rumored official title, "Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt."

Until then, auf weidersehen.

(Photo taken from www.smh.com)

Fanboys Blows Up Like the Death Star

2008-03-26T13:17:00.000-07:00

"Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness."

Ah yes, the famous opening lines of "Star Wars: A New Hope." Too bad they apply to today's blogpost topic.

According to IFC.com, the latest film from Kyle Newman, "Fanboys," may never see the light of day again. This comedic film highlights a group of "Star Wars" fans who journey across the country to George Lucas' "Skywalker Ranch" to steal a copy of "Episode I: The Phantom Menace" before it has been released.

The film casts Sam Huntington ("Detroit Rock City"), Chris Marquette ("Alpha Dog") and Dan Fogler ("Balls of Fury") among a long list of others. George Lucas even gave his "seal of approval (wikipedia.org)" and donated original sound effects from the Star Wars films to its cause.

According to the posting, the film was set to release in August of 2007 and was pushed back until January of 2008. Apparently, the film was granted a larger budget after it was completed and new scenes were shot by a different director - Steven Brill. In addition, the original film included a cancer driven story plot that was being removed and re-edited with more "raunchy humor" to appeal to a younger audience, says wikipedia and IFC.

Funny enough, there are still two existing versions of the film and currently there is no release date attached to either of them.

At present, there is an internet movement entitled "Stop Darth Weinstein" calling Star Wars fans to boycott the newly edited version of the film. The film's production company "The Weinstein Company" has begun to recognize the movement.

According to a press release by The Weinstein Company, "it plans to jointly release two versions of its highly anticipated film, 'Fanboys,' on home video, with the Company exploring options for its theatrical release."

Check back often for updates on "Fanboys," and look for it in theaters this summer (cross your fingers).

(Photo taken from www.weinsteinco.com)

The Satellite of Love is Still in Orbit

2008-03-24T14:16:00.000-07:00

If you're like me, you died a little bit in January of 2004 after the last official rerun of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3k) aired on the Sci-fi network. (For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, it looks like you were deprived of a happy childhood.) Mike Nelson and his robot pals stole countless hours of my youth and I loved every minute of it. Now, I often spend many-a-night scouring youtube and veoh for memorable episodes to ease my pain.

After some recent web searches, I happened upon the web site of the show's creator, Joel Hodgson, and it seems as though he's at it again. Hodgson has teamed up with Trace Beaulieu, J. Elvis Weinstein, Mary Jo Pehl, and Frank Conniff, to revive their brand of movie riffing for a project aptly named "Cinematic Titanic."

The premise is simple; a cheesy (very very cheesy) movie plays in the background, while silhouettes of the aforementioned actors clutter the foreground. As you and the riffers watch this steaming pile of Hollywood trash, the silhouetted actors make fun of, or riff (as it is commonly referred to) the movie at hand. For a better illustration, just watch the trailer below.

Fans of MST3k will notice its similar yet distinctly different style to the original television show. According to Hodgson, "[he] didn't want it to be as cute," as the original show. Yes, that means no more puppet robots. The show isn't scaled down in the least, however. Now, in addition to the characters on screen, silhouetted props are utilized for added effect.

While this is all well and good, there still remains one crucial factor: Are you a Mike or a Joel kinda guy (or girl) (or zombie). For those foreign to the series, Mike J. Nelson took over the show for Hodgson, who used to be the main character, during episode 512 until it's eventual cancellation.

Fear not my Mike-loving compadres. Mike has his own version of MST3k too, entitled Rifftrax. This does differ from the original MST3k episodes as well because they're audio tracks designed to accompany famous movies (rather than B-movies). These MP3's can be downloaded for the low price of $3.99 and a player has been released to help facilitate the process.

So far, over 50 releases have been made, including "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone," "Cocktail," and "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Each has a number of various guests to help Mike with his parody fest.

If you've never experienced an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, I highly recommend you find one on the net or rent one of the DVD releases. It is a comedic triumph not to be missed.

For the rest of us, let's help Joel and Mike keep doing what they do best and get some laughs along the way. Keep and eye out for "Cinematic Titanic" and "Rifftrax..." ...Because you never know when you may be abducted by a mad scientist and forced to watch B-movies against your will...

Killer Tomatoes

2008-03-12T19:43:00.000-07:00

Well, today's blog is a huge departure from my normal ones. Well I guess it's only a slight digression, but none the less I find this entertaining.

Today RottenTomatoes.com reported that there will allegedly be a remake of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes," from 1978. According to the website, Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine will be penning the screenplay. For those of you who are fans of "Ask a Ninja," this is where Nichols gained his acclaim.

For those who are going, "What are you talking about?" "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes," was a film from the 1970's about killer tomatoes that begin to wreak havoc causing the government to set up a specialized task force to handle the hostile fruits.

If this movie sounds dumb, that's because it is. But, that's also why you need to watch it. Take it upon yourself to laugh at the cheesy jokes, bad timing, and Adolf Hitler cameo and make sure you turn your brain off before your DVD player on.

Personally, I think this sounds rather strange and exciting if they can pull it off correctly. The original movie is a hilarious blend of campy humor, music, and giant killer tomatoes. What more could you want (I guess besides a movie that doesn't suck).

If, in the slim chance you do find these types of movies entertaining, I suggest watching "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" (a personal favorite), "The Blob" (the 80's version), and the "Critters" series. Like I said before, don't expect much from these horrors of Hollywood. Just sit back, relax, and add some cheese to your diet.

(Photo taken from www.sallys-place.com)

The Assassination

2008-03-10T16:10:00.000-07:00

I seem to write a lot about films that people have missed over the years, but I find that it is important to keep these diamonds in the rough glistening for all to see. This entry will be no exception. With all of the Oscar buzz surrounding "No Country for Old Men" and "There Will Be Blood" this year, another film with a western theme seemed to be left in the shadows.

That film was "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford."

Wow, what a title huh? If that's not a mouthful then I don't know what is. At any rate, "The Assassination" (as I will now refer to it) is a beautifully shot, intrinsically moody and an undeniably haunting tale about the final days and assassination of Jesse James, played by Brad Pitt. Pitt is joined by Casey Affleck (Robert Ford), Sam Rockwell (Charley Ford), and Paul Schneider (Dick Liddil); all of whom give brilliant performances, in particular Casey Affleck.

Affleck plays Robert Ford, the brother of a member of the James' Gang who is seeking entry to the posse. Through some stroke of luck, Robert Ford is admitted to the gang where he begins to idolize Jesse and emulating his every move. After being ridiculed by James for his awkwardness and youthfulness, Ford begins his plot to assassinate James.

This is where the film gets really good. Affleck carries an eerie mood with him throughout the entire movie. From start to finish, you never really feel like you can trust his character. According to Roger Ebert, Affleck exhibits an almost homosexual-like obsession over his leader James. "[He's] certainly not gay, but the Coward is so powerfully mesmerized by him that hero worship shades into lust," Ebert said. Affleck's performance alone warrants a viewing of this film.

In addition to the wonderful acting all around, the film has a beautiful art direction and a magnificent sense of cinematography. Gorgeous landscapes, intricate portraits and attention to detail (as far as the time period is concerned) hold "The Assassination" together at the seams.

The film is, however, a slow ride. These beautiful moments are strung together almost like a series of moving still-life's. Much of the story is told through the emotions and brilliant acting of the characters with the occasional voice over to add detail and narrative when needed. Even still, I believe that this was done very intentionally as to keep the audience guessing what James was feeling as much as the other characters in the film.

In addition to the exquisite visuals, the story-line is fascinating. Just don't expect the film to shovel it down your throat in 90 minutes. This puppy is a whopping 160 minutes (almost 3 hours), but it's well worth the wait.

If you consider yourself a patient movie-goer, then look no further than "The Assasination of Jesse James." I guarantee you will find yourself lost in the beautiful aesthetics and remarkable acting in the film. Just make sure you take a nap before the movie so you can make it through in one sitting.

(Photo taken from www.slashfilm.com)

The Fantastic Mr. Fox

2008-03-05T18:43:00.000-08:00

Today's post will be short, but I guarantee it will be ever so sweet.

While perusing IMDB today I came across Wes Anderson's new project "The Fantastic Mr. Fox," and I must say it sounds quite intriguing. The film is based on Roald Dhal's book of the same title and tells the story about a bunch of farmers who are fed up with a sly fox eating all of their chickens. The farmers take action and decide to get rid of the fox and his whole family (IMDB).

According to Wikipedia, the film will employ several different styles of animation with a focus on stop-animation. Anderson will be working with his usual crew of animators from the Life Aquatic days.

As far as talent is concerned, George Clooney, Cate Blanchett, and Bill Murray have already signed on to the project. There are talks concerning the acquisition of Jason Schwartzman and Angelica Huston, but these plans have yet to be finalized.

If you have absolutely no idea what I've been talking about for the past few paragraphs it's time to do some research of your own! Wes Anderson was the brilliant director of (my personal favorite) Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, and Life Aquatic: With Steve Zissou. If you haven't seen them, then do so and don't forget to check back for more updates concerning "The Fantastic Mr. Fox."

(Photo taken from www.cs.princeton.edu)

Iron Man Lives Again!

2008-03-03T16:47:00.000-08:00

Wait, wait wait. Now, I know exactly what you are thinking: "But "Iron Man" is a.) a super-hero movie, b.) definitely not independent or not well known, and c.) probably not worth our time." Well, just hang on a minute there hot-shot.

Jon Favereau's newest film "Iron Man" is due out in theaters this May and personally, I'm pretty pumped (and for me to be pumped about a super-hero flick says a lot). Favereau is known for his direction in such movies as "Elf," "Zathura," and "Made."

For those who aren't well versed in the world of comics, here's the skinny on the comic aspect of this metal-clad juggernaut. "Iron Man" was originally a comic created by famous comic book artist Stan Lee. Iron Man's human counterpart, Tony Stark, built the Iron Man suit to save and sustain his life after a devastating injury. Due to the nature of the suit, i.e. it's strong and gives him some "super human powers," he decides to fight crime. The only catch is that earlier in life Stark was forced to create another suit for his nemesis Jim Rhodes. From this conflict stems much of the series' action and plot.

This movie has an all-star cast as well as some names you might not expect. Robert Downy Jr. lends his talent to the role of "Iron Man/Tony Stark" and Terrance Howard is playing "Jim Rhodes." I was pleasantly surprised to find that Jeff Bridges will be playing the part of "Obadiah Stane/Iron Monger." Bridges has, of late, been primarily acting in smaller independent roles, so this will be a big change for him.

And now for the good stuff, more specifically point "a" What has me so excited for "Iron Man" is the fact that Favereau allegedly used practical effects whenever possible (Canmag.com). Obviously, when Iron Man is soaring over the Californian skies, practical effects aren't so practical. But, for the little things that make the cinematic world believable, it should make all the difference. Favereau says that he "looks to use CGI in a subtle way that does not take you out of the movie."

As for point "b," there's no way of getting around the fact that this movie will be a summer blockbuster. There is, however, some hope for this film. According to IMDB, Favereau shot this film from an "independent" perspective. He also name dropped "Batman Begins" as an influence for the film. Just keep your fingers crossed.

And now for point "c." As for now, "Iron Man" looks as though it will be shaping up as the premier super-hero movie of 2008. It has gorgeous special effects, top notch talent, and good direction to boot. Here's hoping it turns out for the best.

Check back for more updates on "Iron Man," and be sure not to miss it in theaters this May 2nd.

Photo taken from www.toxicshock.tv.

¿Cuál película?

2008-02-27T13:40:00.000-08:00

Some of you may have seen Tommy Lee Jones in "In the Valley of Ellah," which scored him a nomination for Best Actor in a Leading Role at this years Oscars. Even more likely, you saw him this year as Sherrif Ed Bell in "No Country For Old Men." But, I am confident, that many of you did not see him in 2005's "The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada."

Jones both directed and starred in this gut/heart-wrenching modern western about a cattle rancher seeking retribution and a little revenge for the death of his friend Malquiades Estrada. Lee gives a strong performance and, in my opinion, he contributes his most vulnerable character to date.

(This is the part when you quit reading this blog, make a run to your local video store and watch the film. If you need a little more convincing, feel free to read on.)

Without giving too much away, the general synopsis is as follows. Mike Norton (played by Barry Pepper) is a young and presumptuous border patrolman who mistakenly kills an illegal immigrant worker named Malquiades Estrada. Norton quickly buries his body in the desert and plays it cool. But, when Estrada's body is discovered by accident, it is reburied in town and the police don't look any further into the matter. Pete Perkins (Tommy Lee Jones), Malquiades' best friend and boss, is heartbroken over the loss of his friend and forces Norton to bury Malquiades' body in his hometown in Mexico. Both men set off on horseback with the corpse strapped to a mule and the journey begins.

Tommy Lee Jones usually plays characters who are stoic, learned, or action oriented, but that is why his performance in "The Three Burials" is so astonishing. He is tender, heartbroken, irrational, and often angry. This film truly highlights the breadth of his acting ability and is highly recommended. There are some rather graphic scenes, which borderline slapstick (oddly enough) in the film, but they surprisingly enhance, not detract, from the severity of the situations at hand.

For those of you who just can't get enough Tommy Lee Jones after this year's Oscar season, you can't go wrong with "The Three Burials of Malquiades Estrada." Check out the trailer below and, as always, let me know what you think about his performance.

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer...

2008-02-25T15:47:00.000-08:00

Well ladies and gents, the Oscars are finally over. The votes have been tallied, the results are in, and the winner is...

"No Country for Old Men" for best picture.

Though I was rooting for "There Will Be Blood," I can fully understand why this one got 1st place this year. The cinematography was beautiful. The writing was impeccable. The performances were strong all around. And, not to mention it's the Coen Brothers' first film to be declared "Best Film of the Year." In my opinion, it's about time.

Thank God, however, that "There Will Be Blood" went home with Best Cinematography. 'Nuff said.

As for best actor, the award rightly went to Daniel Day-Lewis. As if there was any other option for the Academy? Day-Lewis put forth the best performance of his career and he earned that Oscar with every bead of sweat and drop of blood.

This is Day-Lewis's second Oscar for best actor in a leading role. The first he won way back in 1989 for his role in "My Left Foot." Good for him! There is a shortage of method actors in Hollywood these days and their craft should be respected.

It seems, though, that Johnny Depp was snubbed again for the prestigious award. I would like to point out that he's been nominated three times and still has yet to take home that pretty little golden anthropomorphism we so light heartedly call Oscar. Maybe next year Mr. Depp.

Best actress in a lead role went to Marion Cotillard for her performance in La Vie En Rose. Still have to see this one, but I hear it's well done. An update on my opinion of her performance will eventually be posted.

Well, how did you feel about the divvying of the awards last night? Leave me a few comments about your predictions, disappointments and reliefs!

Image taken from www.oscar-the-grouch.com.

You and Miike

2008-02-20T14:04:00.000-08:00

To begin with, I am a huge fan of Asian cinema. Whether it's the infatuation with character development or their blatant disregard for ultra-violence, something about it just works for me. So, for this blog post, I've decided to highlight the career of a director that many Westerners have never heard of: Takashi Miike.

This Japanese director has accumulated a cult following for his ultra violent, absurd, and uncomfortable style of filmmaking. He currently has 76 (I can hardly believe this one myself) films under his directorial belt, averaging at almost five films per year.

These aren't merely home-movies either. These are full-length feature films.

His most notable films in the West are, debatably, "Audition," "Visitor Q," and "Ichi the Killer." Each are special for their unique style and direction, but they are also extremely violent. These are highly recommended if you can stomach the ride, but do pay heed to my warnings.

According to Wikipedia, "Ichi the Killer" had 15 minutes cut out of the Honk Kong version and was banned by Britain for its high levels of violence against women. Currently, the US has the full uncut version available as an unrated DVD.

For a (slightly) more light-hearted flick, check out "The Happiness of the Katakuri's." This musical zombie film tells the story of the Katakuri family, who buy a guest house in the country. As their guests start dying by accident and murder, they bury them in order to salvage their business and the hilarity ensues.

At present, I'm looking forward to Miike's 2008 release of "Sukiyaki Western Django," a remake of the 1966 spaghetti western "Django." It's colorful, it's violent, and it's got a cameo by Quentin Tarantino. Perfection.

Watch the trailer and let me know what you think. Sometimes I think I'm crazy for liking this sort of stuff, but who knows, maybe you just might like it too.

Let's Hope It's a Snap Tite

2008-02-18T17:24:00.000-08:00

The brilliant mind of Charlie Kaufman is at it again. Not only is he at it again, but he allegedly has one of the most mind-blowing scripts of 2008. And the name of it, you (I too) probably can't pronounce.

Synecdoche, New York. Pronounced (si-neck-duh-key).

The term "Synecdoche", refers to "a figure of speech in which a part is made to represent the whole."

The plot outline of this film follows a dismayed theater director who believes he is dying. This, in turn, changes the way he interacts with the world around him, his craft, and his love life. But, the meat of the plot revolves around his newest play.

The one that requires him to build a life-size replica of New York City in an abandoned warehouse to perform it.

The film will star Philip Seymour Hoffman, Catherine Keener, Michelle Williams, Samantha Morton, and Jennifer Jason Leigh and is due out sometime this year.

Did I mention this will be the first film the acclaimed screenwriter will direct? Yet another facet of this project to look forward to.

Now, if you are not acquainted with Kaufman's previous work you have some watching to do. He is the mastermind screenwriter behind such infamously good movies as "Being John Malchovich," "Adaptation," and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind." All heralded for their originality and complexity.

And, if you have any doubt as to the complexity Kaufman reaches in his scripts, just watch any one of the aforementioned films and become a believer. In "Adaptation," he actually wrote himself into the script of the movie, whilst the character in the film (of the same name) wrote himself into his own movie (all within the movie).

Confused yet?

For an in-depth article about the film, read this article from Jay A. Fernandez of the LA Times. It may give you some sense of how the film is shaping up.

Look for "Synecdoche, New York" sometime this year and be sure not to miss it. I have a feeling we're in for a treat.

(Photo taken from www.firstshowing.net)

Black, White, and Benday

2008-02-13T17:07:00.000-08:00

Well ladies and gentlemen, we're officially in the graphic novel to movie adaptation era. Like movie fads before it (the sequels era, the comic book movies era), we can fully expect to see numerous projects popping up and into our theaters very soon.

Don't be fooled, though. These are not, by any means, ordinary, run-of-the-mill comics. Graphic novels differ from comics, both in length and arguably, story-line.

If the first bout of films is any indication of quality and integrity, then we have much to look forward to. Take for instance "Frank Miller's Sin City," which almost mirrors, frame for frame, the original graphic novel. This film was a milestone not only for its visual effects, but also its stability as a film. Perhaps you are more familiar with Zach Snyder's "300" (based on Frank Miller's graphic novel of the same name). This film dominated the box office and grossed approximately $210,000,000 (The-Numbers). Even "30 Days of Night" made $50 dollars (Rope of Silicon) at the box office.

Yes, it seems like a pretty impressive track record. Even adaptations pre-dating our recent ventures have done well too. "From Hell," "A History of Violence," and "V for Vendetta" are just naming a few.

So, what do the next few years have in store for we, the devoted movie goers?

I'm glad you asked.

Frank Miller and Robert Rodruigez are scheduled to shoot a second Sin City film, highlighting different stories from the 7 seedy novels (IMDB). Judging from the first film, this one would be a shame to miss. Other films on the horizon include "Button Man," "The Dark Knight," and my own personal fascination: "The Watchmen."

"The Watchmen" will be Zach Snyder's second graphic novel adaptation and from the looks of things, this is shaping up to be huge. I just hope you like film noire, because most of these projects seem to thrive on the genre.

Start reading, get hooked and stay posted for further updates on our beloved stories of black, white and Benday.

(Photo taken from www.firstshowing.com)

Cloverspew

2008-02-11T15:23:00.000-08:00

As I sat in "Cloverfield" this weekend I witnessed six people running from the theater. Now, I know what you may be thinking. Was it really that scary? To answer your question - yes it was, in a manner of speaking. You see, these people covering their mouths in horror as they ran from the theater were not afraid of the 300 foot monster appearing on the screen before them. They were afraid of regurgitating their $5 popcorn into the waste receptacles just outside the theater.

These monster-movie fans are part of 33% of human beings (Wikipedia) who suffer from what is known as kinetosis - also known as motion sickness. I, unfortunately, subscribe to this 33%.

Now I had heard from a few people that this movie used a "shaky-cam" effect. "It couldn't be worse than the 'Bourne' movies, which are known for their "shaky" chase scenes," I said. So, I naively galavanted off to the theater none-the-wiser. Low and behold, I was wrong, dead wrong.

To say "shaky-cam," is a grave understatement. Try Parkinson's-cam.

According to IMDB, there were warnings issued to the public about possible motion sickness problems arising from the film, but these were apparently under publicized.

But, how was the quality of the film? To be blunt, "Cloverfield," is an amazing adventure that wreaks of originality and it sticks to its guns through the whole ride. That being said, know that it may make you nauseous along the way.

After interviewing director Matt Reeves, Bloody-Disgusting.com says that a sequel can be expected. Reeve's said, "The fun of this movie was that it might not have been the only movie being made that night, there might be another movie!"

For the love of God please let the documenter of the sequel be a film student.

Those who have not had a chance to see the film can refer to my list below for any assistance they might need.

Top 5 Things to Do Before/During Viewing Cloverfield:

Buy a pack of Dramamine.
Do not eat before the show.
If you insist on eating, buy popcorn so you can use the tub if you need to.
While in the movie, try staring at the ceiling above the screen and watch the movie through your peripherals (it worked for me).
Develop a mantra to repeat over and over to help soothe your motion sickness (mine was: please don't throw up...please don't throw up...etc).

For those 77% of humans on the planet, enjoy the film! It's a wild ride. To my 33%, well, just don't say I didn't warn you.

(Image taken from www.iwatchstuff.com)

Bilbo Baggins Heading to Spain?

2008-02-06T19:27:00.000-08:00

Well, it appears that Peter Jackson has been rejected for the direction of J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit." According to IGN, Universal Studios wanted a fresh perspective on the franchise. Jackson, however, will be producing the film.

Here is where the story gets good. Many of you, I'm sure, are familiar with last year's fantasy film "Pan's Labyrinth," or heard of its director, Guillermo Del Toro. You also may have seen his other films like "Devil's Backbone," "Hellboy," and "Blade II." According to IGN, Del Toro has been selected to direct, not one, but two major motion picture releases from the aforementioned author.

"The Hobbit" will be Del Toro's first work of the series and will be due out sometime in 2010. He will also be directing another film (unspecified at this time) based on the Tolkien universe.

Now I know what you may be thinking. "The guy who directed "Hellboy" and "Blade II" has been trusted with arguably one of the most acclaimed series' of our time?"

Allow me to interject.

Jog your memory a bit and think back to "Pan's Labyrinth," or even "Devil's Backbone" if you are familiar with it. What is the one thing that Del Toro excels at? Blurring the line between fantasy and reality. "Pans Labyrinth" was a extraordinary film, for sure, but what if those short and sweet snippets of the fantastic spanned a two and a half hour epic?

The possibilities are endless.

Get excited and keep updated on what could shape up to be one of my most anticipated films of 2010.

*Update: Apparently, as I was writing this blog, news has broken that Del Toro has not been "officially" signed onto the Hobbit project. Negotiations are still underway, but the director seems enthused about directing the film (IMDB). Stay tuned for more updates.

(Picture taken from www.wicknet.org)

Bloody Weather

2008-02-03T15:58:00.000-08:00

The question on everyone's mind after the death of Heath Ledger in Jan. 2008 was assuredly: "Will 'The Dark Knight' still be released?" Thankfully the film was in post production when Ledger died. This was followed by another equally important, but less widely contemplated question: "What about Terry Gilliam?"

Terry Gilliam, is the man behind "Brazil" (one of my all time favorites), "The Fisher King," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," and the brilliant and humorous animation of the "Monty Python Series," among others. Unfortunately, he was in production with Ledger on "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus," when Ledger died.

Production has crawled to a standstill as the director decides how to play his cards. According to Variety, Ledger was a "key component in raising the finance" for the movie. It seems as though Gilliam is center stage in a catch-22.

This, however, is a position Gillaim is familiar with. During the 2001 shooting of "The Man Who Killed Don Quixote," lead actor Jean Rochefort was unable to complete filming after contracting an illness (IMDB); the film subsequently fell apart never to be released. Also, Gilliam reportedly had two projects, "Good Omen" and "The Watchmen," turn sour after script troubles (IMDB).

Poor Terry Gilliam. Such a fine director with impeccably bad luck. If "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" ever does get released, I suggest making the trip to the theaters to see it for two reasons. First, Gilliam's filmmaking is not to be missed. He has a wonderful eye for the fantastic. Secondly, see it because the guy could use the support. With such a shortage of cinematic visionaries these days, it's a cardinal sin not to make it to the theaters when they do release a film, or at least it should be.

(Photo taken from www.cinemastrikesback.com)

Oil!

2008-01-30T11:53:00.000-08:00

Undoubtedly, most of you have heard the Oscar buzz as of late about the Paul Thomas Anderson film "There Will Be Blood," and rightly so. I was fortunate enough to see the film last weekend and it was indeed a spectacle to behold. I was struck, however, when I spoke to others who had seen the film who were not already familiar with P.T. Anderson and Daniel Day-Lewis. Shame on you.

For those who are not previously versed on the subject, P.T. Anderson was the force behind such films as "Magnolia," "Boogie Nights," and "Sydney" (aka "Hard Eight"). All of which, are spectacular films in my own humble opinion. And for God's sake, see them! P.T. Anderson is one of the most original and talented directors gracing our silver screens these days.

And now for Daniel Day-Lewis. This star has been tearing up the scene since the mid-eighties and is one of the more eccentric stars on the A-list. According to IMDB.com, Day-Lewis takes roles only every few years because of his dedication to method acting, and it shows. Apparently he spends an extensive amount of time preparing for roles. TimesOnline.com wrote, "Two years of meticulous preparation went into his role of Daniel Plainview." If that's not dedication, I don't know what is.

Did I mention that in addition to acting, Daniel Day-Lewis made his living as a cobbler and enjoys woodworking (IMDB.com)? What's not to love?

Notable roles for Day-Lewis include his Oscar-winning performance in "My Left Foot," as well as his Oscar-nominated and Golden Globe-nominated roles in "Gangs of New York" and "In the Name of the Father" respectively.

All I can say is buy a big box of popcorn and get watching. Who knows, you may just find a few new favorites to add to your collection.

(Photo taken from www.toxicshock.tv)